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Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 11:46 am
Top Ten Reasons Why You Haven't Heard From Tory:

Well, maybe not ten. But two. Or three. Possibly even as many as five.

Firstly, however: JESUS FUCK IT'S COLD!

I am so going to die. I thought I knew what cold was. But, see, that was before I experienced a cold so intense that the cilia in my nose froze, and I felt something akin to a brain freeze, but solely in my nose. Or knew that at -21 your eyes gum up. Oi. Freezing.

Things I learned this morning:

1. Never trust traction. Snow is cunning and tricksy. I was minding my own business and walking just fine and pa-POW! On my ass. It was hilarious.
2. Running shoes aren't meant for walking in two feet of snow.
3. Wet feet suck. Icy cold wet feet suck most of all.
4. Never touch an exposed piece of metal with bare skin. Ever.
5. Never throw snowballs at Giant Kiwis. For their revenge is great and while you are squealing over the loss of feeling in your ice-cold fingers from having touched the snow with bare skin they will incur a Doom Shower of snow upon your also bare head.
6. Even if wearing a parka, a short-sleeved, threadbare tshirt is a BAD IDEA in minus twenty-one degree weather.

Christ.

So, now we come to the 'why Tory hasn't been around' portion. I'll tell you why. Conveniently it is also the reason Jay must die. He brought crack into my house, ladies and gents. Crack by the name of World of Warcraft. And I've been unable to stop playing this retardedly good game. BASTARD.

Hey Roach? What server are you on? We must play!

Also, I've been working like a fiendish dog. Christ I'm tired of working. Christmas sucks. Well. Working retail at Christmas is sucky. So. So. So tired. Also, christmas music inspires me to homicide.

Oh, and check this out (you have to cut and paste it into your browser. Stupid Angelfire.): http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/honeysucklerose/way.gif

Current Mood: cold cold

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kolyada
kolyada
Wendy
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 12:32 pm (UTC)

Miss the Tory! Come see my new toasty apartment!


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dansa
Jenn
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC)

Um. You are missed. Sniffle. Glad you've been having fun, though. :)


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pelogrande
pelogrande
Roach
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 04:30 pm (UTC)

Don't freeze!

I've got a 21 night elf druid (Pibroch) and a 16 dwarven hunter (Galena) on Stormrage (in the eastern region).

I've also got a 6 or 7 tauren warrior (Citrine) on Cenarius (pacific), but the other two are the ones I really play. I'll probably leave her be until I get bored with the others. Send me a /tell sometime. I'm not sure if mail is working properly again or not.


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sashafinn
sashafinn
Sasha
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC)

Damn! I've got a level 14 night elf druid on Elune, and about 5 level 7s of various races and classes, but none on Stormrage. Still! Uhm. Wanna start a Tory and Roach team somewhere? Let me know!


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pelogrande
pelogrande
Roach
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 08:14 pm (UTC)

I'd love to. I really really need to take a few days off, though, so as to study for finals and the like. But we'll work something out.


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legolad
LEGO Lad
Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)

Welcome to winter in the Great White North! :^~| (smiley with icicle dripping from nose)

Honestly, though, -21°C is normal (that's -6°F for her friends in the USofA). Just wait 'till it hits -30°C in January for a week straight, with the windchill getting it down to between -40°C and -50°C.

Then again, maybe I shouldn't say stuff like that; don't want a good person to leave just because it gets a bit frosty up here.


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